Day 28 - Dream Log

Crazy cool dream last night. The earliest point I can remember is sitting in a cinema with Liam Neeson (looking very like Qui Gon Jinn) and some of my friends. We were sittin down the front, watching trailers.

At one point the screen showed a clip of a film that was meant to be The Wedding Crashers, except the clip was of two women kneeling under a table, whilst a huge floppy dick painted like an elephant came down and roared at them. The dick opened up like a mouth it was weird but they didn't seem too fazed.

Following that my own dick grew huge like bizzarely and comicly big and I tried to hide it because it was just odd and embarrassing. When all that was done I began to talk to Liam Neeson again and I think he pointed out my out of control dick. He also told me one of his brothers was 8 Foot 1 Inches tall which I found hillarious.

From what I remember the film came on and was shit and I turned to the people behind me (who spoke English despite this apparently being a foreign country) and asked them if they were enjoying it. They all said yes which stopped me in my tracks making a joke about asking the real guy to change it over and put something else on.

Later my pals came back (they had left at some point presumably) and got me. We were driving about and his little brother decided to play charades. He jumped into the front see and was standing on me which was irritating. I then made a joke how I would be good at this as I did my charade behind the seat so his sister couldn't see it at all (I was in the front you see). My pal burst into laughter. He was meant to be driving the car by the way and was blatantly sitting in the back.

Soon he got into the front again and for some reason we ended up driving into an airport. I spotted planes and confirmed this and showed my friend how to get out. When we did, yet again he went into the back seat and let the car drive itself. Of course, we nearly crashed, but he jumped back to the wheel again.

We continued driving and hit some deserty looking eastern loser country land. We got out of the car after we realised we had driven into land infested with crocodiles. I freaked out and started to run and ended up in a field full of snakes. I jumped away from then and the crocodiles and got back to the car. By this time some tribesman guy had come up to us and got in the car. Fearing for my friend's sister's life I smashed his head in with my foot. Then more came along and I tried to fight them but there were too many of them.

Before I let them kill us I explained the situation and how I thought we were under great threat. They complained but understood and I shook their hand, feeling lucky I got away with it. When I turned round this tribesman with a big joint blew smoke into my pal's face. My pal didn't inhale but I ran up and did, knowing it would be some crazy good voodoo tribesman drugs. Everything went neon black right away and the guy smoking smiled at me. It was nuts and my friend asked what it was. I answered "Instant hallucinogenics". I tried to get more but the second time it did nothing.

We then left everyone and boarded a large elevator. It had reflected glass and I noticed I was wearing a suit and had more friends with me than expected. We headed up into a complex where things continued to go strange.

We ended up in some bizzarre Distopian indoor world, like something out of THX 1138. All we knew is that we had to somehow escape. Things get blurry here but everything was very strange. Nothing was as it seemed and an elevator that seemed to let you leave was just another means to trap you in. We got hold of some guns and started shooting people. Eventually SWAT like troops ran out to corner us on both sides. I believe we continued to shoot our way out of the place but it was getting tough and my gun was becoming worse and worse. We ran to some esculators which were red for down and blue for up. Everything was too confusing by this point as everything seemed to be a trick.

The dream ended some point after this.

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